Created By Keith A. Haab, April 20th, 2008

Fortress bi-level dentures should be placed in the gut tubes before dawn to assure proper alignment.
I am now going to the sentence repair shop.

Yesterday I experienced a tradegy in my life, my brother was eaten by a pack of mad chickens just
before suppertime. We knew there was something wrong with the chickens as the eggs have been square
for almost a month now. We think it was the shotgun shells they have been stealing and eating from the barn.

The law states that there will be no playing with your steckertent without a valid steckertent permit
and a licensed steckertent supervisor on duty. Failure to comply with these rules will lead to arrest,
conviction, and incarceration at the main government steckertent detention facility, where you will
be forced to clean and tan skunk hides.

My pizza is now delivered via satellite. The atomic structure of a hot pizza is converted into a stream of
digital particles, beamed up to the satellite, and then sent to my Dish Network reciever, where my
Satellite to Pizza converter, reassembles the particles back into an edible item.

I cleaned out my bellybutton today. I found enough lint that it can be fashioned into winter clothing
for a poor family in Kirkutsk Siberia.

I cleaned my ears today and got enough wax to make candles for the Vatican.

You know there is a small tribe deep in the jungles of darkest Africa who worship Thaddeus McJuter,
creator of Pepto Bismol as a God. Large pink skinned creatures I hear.

Strength, versatility, and speed, that's what you get when you order the New, Rat Stomach Puller 2000.
You don't even have to gut the rat first. Most of the fat that surrounds the rat stomach will be
discharged into the rat fat tub. Just enough remains intact for cooking and taste purposes. Order now
and we'll send you a free Mouse-O-Matic. From mouse to sauce, in one easy press of a button, the
patented Mouse-O-Matic's razor sharp tungsten steel blades make short work of an otherwise dirty job.

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