Name:	Age:
How many times have you eaten Rat Stomachs?	None of the Below--Place Answer Here--> Never All The Time Once Twice Everyday Twice A Day None Of Your Bidness This Is Stupid
Have you ever kicked a piano?	None of the Below--Place Answer Here--> Once Twice I Have No Feet I Have No Legs None Of Your Bidness
How many times a day do you act stupid?	None of the Below--Place Answer Here--> Once Twice I Cant Remember This Is Really Stupid None Of Your Bidness
Do you consider yourself sane?	None of the Below--Place Answer Here--> Yes But Others Don't Sometimes Never Only When Im Sober None Of Your Bidness
Has anyone ever said you ain't right?	None of the Below--Place Answer Here--> What's That Mean? Sometimes Never All The Time None Of Your Bidness
Do you think of yourself as normal?	None of the Below--Place Answer Here--> Of Course Sort Of Only When Im Sober When Im Not Stoned None Of Your Bidness
Have you ever eaten hot chocolate with a fork?	None of the Below--Place Answer Here--> Are You Crazy? No But I Do Beer Sometimes Never All The Time None Of Your Bidness
Do you save your belly button lint?	None of the Below--Place Answer Here--> Who Wants To Know Never Its My Passion Yes I Make Sweaters Great Pillow Stuffing None Of Your Bidness
Do you watch television with your eyes shut?	None of the Below--Place Answer Here--> Only When The Lights Are Off Only When I'm At Home Sometimes That's Ridiculous Are You Out Of Your Mind None Of Your Bidness
What is your IQ level?	None of the Below--Place Answer Here--> That Of Albert Einstien The Same As A Warthog Equal To Richard Nixon Better Than A Rock None Of Your Bidness
Do you like girls with braided armpits?	None of the Below--Place Answer Here--> Of Course I Do Only Russian Girls Dreadlocks Are Better Yes, But Only Up To 6 Inches Long None Of Your Bidness
Would you own a three legged dog?	None of the Below--Place Answer Here--> Of Course I Would Only If It Had A Crutch I Already Have One No, But A Two Legged Dog I Would None Of Your Bidness